#TAKETHEEXIT

Your so called innovation lab sucks? What's your exit strategy?

TIME TO SAY GOODBYE.

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TIME TO SAY GOODBYE.

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Taking the exit made even easier: create your own resignation letter

I am
And I want to say goodbye to

To Whom It May Concern,

Regrettably I must inform you that I am quitting my job at , effective immediately. I have decided to take the next step in my professional career elsewhere to better foster my personal growth.

As instructive as the time has been, the countless lifetimes misspent in meetings of questionable relevance has discouraged my committing myself further to .

Also, let it be said that the quality of the coffee has rather a lot of room for improvement.

Yours sincerely,

Dear Sir, dear ... Madam? What Madam???

It’s the biggest sausage fest in this lousy brogrammer rat shop! Guess what, assholes: YOU’RE FIRED!

Ok, technically I quit. But this would be the first technical detail you actually understood ever since I started wasting the best years of my life at .

No, I don’t want to “talk it over”. Are you flippin kidding me? All you ever do is TALK-TALK-TALK! Let’s have a bloody meeting about having too many meetings, why don’t we now? My God, you are useless.

May you all choke on this black piss you call coffee. I’m outta here.

Fuck this.

Dear ,

T’is the day I become a quitter
Tearing my shackles, breaking free
And without much ado, consider
This letter that I tender thee.

The meetings never met an end
The coffee was appalling
You see, the time has come, my friend
To follow my own calling.

Gone with the wind,